Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Recipe for Kitty Litter Cake

"On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along."

CAKE INGREDIENTS:1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 small package vanilla instant pudding mix
Green food coloring
12 midgeeTootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box1
NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble\n cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shapethe blunt ends into slightly curved point s. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green\n crumbs lightly over top.
4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!"Kitty Litter Cake"

Preparation Time: All day if you have a little Tanner around
Makes: A LOT. I would recommend feeding this to a large group of people...including lots of guys. Nathan's flight student did say that it smelled like heaven right after I made it, and he absolutely loved it when he tasted it. I am not saying girls wouldn't like it, but girls seem to think that just because something looks gross, it tastes gross. PEOPLE! The whole purpose of this cake is to look like cat poop. But it does NOT taste like it.

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